TSK! i stole this from fel's friend's blog . shhhhhh . its abt john terry [ captain of chelsea FC ] giving out his christmas presents to his teammates . so funny :D
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I've sent out the Christmas presents, of course. Petr Cech has gone back to the Czech Republic for Christmas, so it's first-class tickets for him and his wife so the big man can stretch his legs and relax. Ashley Cole, like many of the SOCOM lads, needs lessons. SOCOM is like an army computer game, we play with two teams - Seals and Terrorists. On one side there's me, Wrighty, Lamps, Rui, Boula and Viking (Magnus Hedman) and on the other Ash, Bridgey, Robbie, Didier, Deano (Kenneally) and Bill Blood. You start at base, you have to find your route, find each other, get your kills in. My team is destroying the other and they're beginning to fight among themselves. They need lessons. Claude Makelele Ash reckoned he needs stilts, so that's what it is. Michael Essien Nothing! He's been doing all right by himself. Ricardo Carvalho Anything is always enough for Riccy. As long as it's free he's happy. He doesn't like parting with money! Andriy Shevchenko A golf course. He just practices and practices and then when he's playing well he says do you fancy a game and that's when he takes money off you! Frank Lampard Nothing. What do you buy a man who's got everything? Khalid Boulahrouz Anti-ageing cream. There's no way he's 24. I think he's got the same passport as Geremi. Joe Cole A bit of luck. He's had no luck with his injuries this year. And of course some decent clothes. Didier Drogba I just bought myself whatever he's been having. Mikel John Obi A watch! Michael Ballack Some black paint to paint his shocking white cars. Every car he's got is white. Geremi An English passport. He's been waiting for one for long enough. Arjen Robben Some Graham Gooch hairgrow. Robbie's going bald. And I've got him a couple of kills for SOCOM because he's never killed anyone. Wayne Bridge A full-time nanny to do those night feeds he's so good at. Lassana Diarra an opportunity soon. Everyone still thinks in training he's going to be a great player. Paulo Ferreira His own waxing kit. He just waxes and waxes. Salomon Kalou Lots of little Christmas things. You know what? There's nothing bad you can say about Sala. He's the nicest man at the club. I've never met anyone so nice. Magnus Hedman SOCOM lessons for Viking, although under the tutelage of my team he's turning into a decent player. Carlo Cudicini A return to fitness. Both goalkeepers have been terrorising me in the gym doing rehab. They work so hard. Shaun Wright-Phillips An instant time machine so he can instantly see his kids all the time. He loves his kids, they're gorgeous and he's a great dad. Hilario A new haircut and some clothes. Typical goalkeeper! And for me, I've ordered a new back and a new calf. Come on the Chels! -jt